For the human who has an entire fridge shelf dedicated to condiments

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Calhoun & Co. Condiment Blanket

All the classic refrigerator staples. The Condiments design has everything from ketchup, mayo, BBQ sauce and mustard, to some hot sauces and spicy things.... and don't forget the pickles.